Orchids in Formaldehyde

I just have to post this, I'm sorry. LOL!

This is a screen cap of a television gag show I watched online. All thanks to friend Randy for giving me a heads up, because obviously, even after spending the whole day with my beloved boyfriend Caye, he hadn't found time to mention this to me.

So, booyeah Caye! Hahahaha.

Caye, pa-autograph naman!

Follow up note: After confronting him about this, he said he doesn't want anyone to know. As if! Dream on. Hahaha.

Here's the link. Go to part 3. And close any pop-ups, if there's any.

This list could only be applicable to lower class to middle class citizens. I'm sure the rich ones could find a way around it.

So, when visiting Manila, what are the things you need in order to survive? Well, aside from pocket money, board and lodging, these are the most essential (for me, that is). I'm sure you would be grateful you read this post because this would be very helpful.

1. A pair of good walking shoes.

That's my silvery gray Rusty Lopez loafers.

You cannot survive in heels everyday. I've tried it, it will kill you. And make you despise Manila in the long run. There'll be a LOT of walking. From a jeepney terminal to the MRT station, to the bus stop. You'll be getting on and off a lot of vehicles and more likely than not, the terminals aren't adjacent to one another.

Plus there'll be a lot of foot bridges and underpasses. There'll be a lot of walking, I promise you. So if you don't have the means to take taxi cabs all the time, then please, prepare to bring with you a good pair of walking shoes you would be comfortable walking hours in.

2. A trusty umbrella.

That's my Watsons umbrella with a cute print.

Everyone uses umbrellas here, rain or shine. Even guys use them. It's funny, because my boyfriend used to reject an umbrella back home in Zamboanga (he probably thinks it isn't macho) but here in Manila, he is using an umbrella. I tried teasing him about it, but I guess even "macho guys" have to adapt to the environment sometimes.

It rains like crazy here! Not crazy like Zamboanga's tip-the-bowl-over downpour. But during the wet season, it rained almost everyday. It may not be a crazy downpour, but it's wet. All the time. Zamboanga's rain only comes a few times in a month, it feels refreshing when it does. Manila's rain is gloomy and damp and wet and plain annoying.

And during the sunny days, it is crazy hot as well. The sun rays feel like penetrating through the skin. So to protect yourself from this crazy weather, have an umbrella ready in your bag whenever you go out. Don't feel like it's a burden (like I feel when I bring one in Zamboanga). It's not here. You would be grateful you have it. And besides, everyone's bringing one too. You don't want to be caught in the rain by yourself, waiting for a kindred soul to invite you under her umbrella and filling your ear with scolding and talk. :/ Experienced that as well.

3. A way to pay the jeepney driver.

This is important. It differs in every city. In Zamboanga you say, "Pabor pasahe" (literal translation is - please, fare. It could also be translated to - please pass my fare) You usually pay right before you disembark the vehicle, tapping your coin on the handrail to signal the driver you're disembarking.

In Cebu and other bisaya city you say, "Pliti" (fare). Forgot the other customs there.

In Manila, to pay for your fare you say, "Bayad po" and "Makisuyo" for asking your fellow passengers to pass the fare along. You usually pay as you embark, not before you disembark as is as customary in Zamboanga. To signal the driver you're disembarking you say "Para" (stop)

So that's it. I hope this has truly helped you in preparing for your trip to Manila. Enjoy your stay!

This is a late post. The week I arrived at Manila was the Holy Week. It was such an opportune moment because we get to enjoy and relax during that last 3 days of the week. That Black Saturday we visited the Manila Ocean Park because my boyfriend has been wanting to go in years and that was the only chance we had to actually go.



Luckily there is a promo which we found on the internet. We have been searching you see, for any place here in Manila that's open during the holidays. Manila Ocean Park was selling a ticket of P500 for 5 shows. There were other denominations as well, for more shows accessed.



I didn't know there were that many shows. I only thought it is a place with floor to ceiling aquariums, possibly tunnels we can go through. But with our ticket, there was a sea lion pool, a jellyfish exhibit, a sea lion show, the larger than life aquariums and the fountain display before we went home. It was such a fun experience.

Jellyfish Exhibit

Bleachers at the Sea Lion Show and Fountain Display

The hallway outside the main entrance. The exit of the stadium leads here.

That's at the bleachers after the show.

Caye by the Birds of Prey gift shop

The lazy shark resting at the top of the glass tunnel.

That's me pointing at the shark.

And tada! Fountain Show! We were already seated at the top bleachers, it's that high.