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This is Dawn's personal blog. The blog name Orchids in Formaldehyde hints of sweetness and darkness in her views. A paradox of perspective that is sometimes confusingly unpredictable.

The Princess and The Witch

I am still envious of Kate Middleton. How long has it been since the announcement of their engagement, when we finally heard of her and her almost storybook-like relationship with Prince William? Well, I'm still envious. lol. Don't get me wrong, I am not in love with Prince William, and never has been. But blame it on fairy tales and fantasies and most probably Princess Diaries that made us hope mere commoners like us will magically become princesses someday with just a shoe or a chance encounter in the woods (O_O) or getting to know an estranged parent. It was all FICTION! My head has gotten around to wrap that idea around it. You know that feeling, "Oooh, it would have been so cool to visit Hogwarts" or "I wanna be a wizard". Yeah, but we all know that's just wishful thinking. It's not gonna come true.

But it did for one lady. Kate Middleton. I'd be damned. Damned, amazed, shocked, envious, speechless(?).

I'm still envious of her. And not that "I will bring you down b***h!" kind of envious. I like her. And happy for her.

Why didn't I ever ask my parents to send me to England to study? *Just kidding! I will never survive.*

My long term boyfriend doesn't make me feel like a princess. He treats me like a woman. Like, roll eyes + "woman". LOL! Like when I'm moody or crabby or craving for sweets or salty, he just goes along with it like most guys do, knowing that's what most girls do.

And he never comes to my defense. The guy's an annoying Switzerland. Sometimes it feels as if his reputation is more important than my feelings, like he would shove me under the bus (was that the right expression?) when it comes down to it.

Some of my friends think I'm a total witch with him. Like I boss him around all the time and stuff. But he never complains! And much worse, he has never had an interest in taking the reins of our relationship, even from day one. He won't for the life of me decide what to eat when we're out. He bloody hell won't, and if I don't decide for us, then we'll starve.

He does complacently follow me though. Maybe to the corners of the world, even. And he caters to almost every whim and want. That is, if it's within the budget. :) Well what can I say? That's a big advantage right there. I have my own personal butler. Nyahaha.

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Dumb Conversations

Some people can be so dumb. It's so funny reading at some of these discussions. And they don't even notice it.

I do have to say though that some of these aren't really that dumb, just misunderstood.

Check them out and tell me which of these were misunderstood and which one you think was exceptionally stupid.

No, I'm not judgemental by nature (I think I'm not) but seriously, like, someone got stuck on an escalator because it stopped moving. LOL! She was ranting about it, that she waited for hours being stuck there, but you know as well as I that you don't get stuck in an open space. And no, she didn't mean elevator. :D

That was just number one. There are 14 more. Check them out here. Hihihi.

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